Jeff Lieberman will penetrate your mind and get under your skin. he is not so much a lesion as a boil. if you try to wash him away, he will say 'no!', and that will be the end of that. but you wouldn't try to wash him away. he is like the ability to see really well up close if you are nearsighted. you'd like to not wear glasses, but, give up your microvision? never! things jeff will say to you if you say hi: "what's shakin, m' bacon", "if you need a break, bake a cake", and "what's a word that rhymes with 'sundry'?" if jeff were ever in a bind, rest assured that he would eat his own leg before trying yours.
[Danielle Smith]
